Good God, am I stuffed!
I've just finished dinner - an iceberg lettuce salad, two gin martinis, and half of a very large 4-cheese/meat lasagne.
I can barely move. It's as if someone has drained me of my energy. I don't even have the strength to leave stupid comments on New Winnipeg!
To top it off, the lasagne is sitting rather heavy in my stomach - almost as though I'd swallowed a cinder block.
Perhaps if I washed it down with a couple more martinis...?
Even if it didn't work, I'd be too happy to care ;)