Tuesday, April 8, 2008

On Post-Victual Lethargy

Good God, am I stuffed!

I've just finished dinner - an iceberg lettuce salad, two gin martinis, and half of a very large 4-cheese/meat lasagne.

I can barely move. It's as if someone has drained me of my energy. I don't even have the strength to leave stupid comments on New Winnipeg!

To top it off, the lasagne is sitting rather heavy in my stomach - almost as though I'd swallowed a cinder block.

Perhaps if I washed it down with a couple more martinis...?

Even if it didn't work, I'd be too happy to care ;)