Mom: But we have to get her this phone!
Dad: Why? A phone's a phone! Aren't they all the same?
Mom: No, she wants this specific phone...?
Dad: Why? What's so big about this one?
Mom: Er, I don't know - it's the one she wants! It's got more gigs or something...
Dad: (sighing) All right... I hope this one lasts until she's thirteen...
Let me see if I have this straight... you're busting your ass, wandering all over Hell's Half-acre (downtown) in the freezing cold, trying to find a store that has a specific (and naturally overpriced) multi-function
Call me old-fashioned, but to me, it's a gift and not a fucking obligation! Tell her she'll get what she's given and like it, or she can get a job and buy her own fucking phone!