Here's a bit of cheery news to brighten your day (in an 18-Megaton kinda way)!
The fact that this thing is still unaccounted for after forty years is rather disconcerting.
I'd like to think that the view that the radioactive material had dissolved was correct, but what if they're wrong, and this thing spontaneously goes off one day?
Someone's gonna have some 'splainin to do, when the glacial ice on Greenland suddenly melts.
(Hey ma! Git a load of that thar three-eyed seal! Ga-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck!)
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